Not like the morons in the video above who are pretty much back in the kitchen before the song is over. Finally, if you really must do one of these stupid birthday songs, at least fake a little enthusiasm. You can use it if you want, but it sucks. Japanese sad song // Happy Birthday // Cover by Harutya () LyricsPlease click Show More read description for important info Use headphones/earphones/. Everyone in the restaurant would be like "Oh man, Lenny's going out to blast a song? I gotta fuckin' see this!" God bless Lenny's fat penguin ass and kudos to him for being such a good sport.īut until I open my totally awesome restaurant I guess you're just going to have to live with,Īnd yeah, I just wrote that wrote that now. No more employees ducking into the bathroom when the boss comes around to assemble a crappy-clappy birthday quartet. 'Happy Birthday to You' (Traditional) The 'Happy Birthday' song was written by the sisters Patty and Mildred Hill, who were both American composers and teachers. So good, you can listen to anytime of the year. Birthdays would be a laugh-riot at my fucking restaurant. Below are some of the best birthday songs in existence. Tell me that's not the greatest idea you've ever heard. What are you going to play on a tuba anyway? Just have him come out honking on the thing. Then he can't play any notes you say? Fuck it. Better yet, put Gigantor in a penguin costume. People would be too busy laughing their asses off.
No more of this nervous glancing around when the clappies come out. That would be the most awesome thing ever. If I owned a chain of restaurants I would make it mandatory to have one gigantic, fat-ass motherfucker to come out wailing on a tuba. They all bring out 4 or 5 employees and start the clapping. Kelsey's, Shoeless Joe's, Montana's, Swiss Chalet. But the fact is that every god damn mid-priced restaurant does the same thing. This wouldn't be such an issue if this was one restaurant's way of celebrating. There's always someone having a birthday and for 30 seconds my meal is interrupted by clapping and annoying singing. No joke, every single time I go to a restaurant I'm forced to sit through this horsecrap.